Finn168719Finn: Hmm... I heard some rumors that the cave had the gate away to Hell.
5:46HiddenlichHua: This cave?
5:46User909M.Weegeepede was looking for awful OCs in deviantArt.
5:46Garbled Red TextNick:Hell?
Nick: Well it is to hell, the I am joining
5:47User909Ebola-Chan: Didn't we breach it, like, a million times?
5:47Finn168719Yoko: I'm not sure if we fully breached it before.
5:47HiddenlichHua: I have never seen what hell looks like before.
Hua: As long as I am not trapped there for eternity, I will join you on your quest to find it.
5:48Finn168719Finn: I heard that the demons had the same logo that a Fortan Clone named Grand Dad has
Finn: Which may be Grand Demons.
5:48Garbled Red TextNick:...
5:48User909Ebola-Chan: Well, then let's mess with them! Like, we have nothing to do, why don't we venture deep into hell just for sake of annoying demons?
5:48HiddenlichTyuman: THE PATH FOR NIRVANA HAS BEEN CROSSED OVER BY GRAND DAD'S ETERNAL REFERENCES IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!
5:48Finn168719Finn: Or even kill Demons?
5:48HiddenlichTyuman explodes into shrapnel
5:48Finn168719Finn loads his shotgun
5:49User909Ebola-Chan: "Annoying" was an euphemism
Tyuman had a shrapnel bomb strapped to his back
5:49Garbled Red Text
puts on his metal tie
5:49User909Ebola-Chan grabs a M60 machine gun, along with a strap full of ammo
5:49Finn168719Finn puts on his bear hood
5:49HiddenlichHua: I thought he died from the eels, but I guess this is okay.
5:49Garbled Red Text
the metal tie covers nick's body into a metallic business suit and covers his head with an eagle helmet
Nick is now a Legal Eagle
Legal Eagle: I am ready
5:50Finn168719Finn takes the BFG 9000 in case something big is happening
Finn decides to put the BFG 9000 away because it's too heavy for him to carry
5:50Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Is anyone ready to go?
5:51Finn168719Finn and Yoko: I'm ready.
5:51Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Because I am
5:51User909Ebola-Chan: I'm waiting
5:51HiddenlichHua activates his Z-Model Arm Canon
5:51Garbled Red Text
takes out a Ruby gem and starts flipping it like a coin
5:51HiddenlichHua: Ready or not
5:51Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: I am
5:51User909Ebola-Chan gives ebola to a nearby bird. She is always like that
5:51Garbled Red Text
puts the ruby in his pocket
Hua puts on a bike helmet, covered with spikes
Hua: TO WAR!
5:52User909Ebola-Chan puts a crusader helmet along with a bullet proof vest. This girl means business!
5:52Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: LET'S GO ALREADY DAMMIT!
5:52Finn168719The Party started moving to the cave
5:53Garbled Red Text
starts flipping the ruby again
5:53User909Ebola-Chan follows the party, always ready for combat
5:53Garbled Red Text
like a coin
The stalactites are almost touching the cave floor
5:53Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: This place certainly looks old
5:54Finn168719The portal to hell started opening and the Mindad's started leaving the portal
5:54User909Ebola-Chan summons a swarm of ebola-infected bats to attack the Mindads
5:54Finn168719Which the Mindad's are the lower rank of the Grand Demons
The Mindads look very unusual however
5:54Finn168719Finn shoots the Mindads with the shotgun
5:54Garbled Red Text
takes out a shortsword
5:54HiddenlichThey have yellow eyes, red skin, and small horns
5:54Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: En garde, old timers!
attacks the mindads
5:55Finn168719Yoko snipes the mindads
5:55HiddenlichHua shoots his arm cannon at the Mindad horde
5:55User909Ebola-Chan starts shooting at the Mindads. The bodies start stacking
5:55Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Man, this is fun
5:55HiddenlichHua: Detecting more movement from the portal!
5:56Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: We'd better enter, before the horde reaches
5:56User909Ebola-Chan grabs some sample of the Mindads' blood for later studying. Ebola-Chan: Magna will be happy!
5:57HiddenlichHua: These aren't Mindads
5:57Finn168719Finn: Grand Imps.
5:57Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle:.... Hmmm
5:57Finn168719A person who appeared to look like the Lord of the Finns appeared, stabbing multiple Mindads with the Sword of Finn, which he appears to have Golden Nour-like eyes, golden cloak, golden outfit, and had a golden aura
shoots homing bullets at the dark beings' scepters
6:03Finn168719Finn attempts to shoot the dark beings' scepter with a shotgun
6:03HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* Tenujin, where are the machines we created?
6:03User909Ebola-Chan shoots against the creatures, always aiming at the scepters' gems
6:03HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* I am not sir Grandmaster Tim, there is only one still here. The others have gone missing.
6:04Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: What the...
6:04Finn168719Yoko snipes one of the creatures' scepters
6:04HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* What do you mean they are gone?
Hua: *Scripted* It appears they were let out?
6:04Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: What are you talking about?!
6:04Finn168719Finn puts away his shotgun and pulls out the pistol
6:04HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* You are unsure? This is serious! The entire temple is at stake here. Those robots haven't been fully programmed
6:05Finn168719Finn shoots the creature's scepter off
6:05HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* I understand the cost Grandmaster. But you must understand that-
6:05Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle:................. WHAT IN THE NAME OF ZENITH IS GOING ON HERE?!
Legal Eagle: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
6:05User909Ebola-Chan starts throwing rocks
6:06HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* HELP! TIN MEN ARE ATTACKING THE LOCAL HOBO SHELTER! IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, YOU NEED TO-
Hua: *High pitched screaching noise*
Hua's eyes turn blue again, and he gets up
6:06Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: What happened?!
6:07HiddenlichHua: Mysterious life forms came out of the portal. Didn't you fight them?
6:07Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: didWe
6:07HiddenlichHua: Then what are you talking about?
6:08Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: You just started talking something just now
6:08User909Ebola-Chan skins one of the beings and grabs a skin sample and a blood sample
6:08Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Your eyes were red and stuff
Legal Eagle: And you were talking about someone being attacked and....
Dudeguy WC has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
6:08HiddenlichHua: Red? Did you hear a recording of some sort?
6:08Dudeguy WCLich PM
It'll be quick
6:08Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Yeah!
Hua: What was it about?
6:09Garbled Red Text
takes out a recorder
plays the message
Hua tries to process what he is hearing
6:11Finn168719Finn: Hmm... let's get into the portal.
6:11Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Yea
6:11Garbled Red Text
takes off the ruby from the revolver and puts it in his pocket
6:12Finn168719The Sapphire Finn, and the Ruby Finn appeared, and then they enters the portal to Hell with the Golden Finn to attack Grand Finn's dimension
6:12HiddenlichHua: Going through my memory banks, I found out the location of that place.
6:12Finn168719Which Grand Finn is an evil being that was created after the creation of the Three Finns Universe
6:12Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Ok
enters the portal
6:12HiddenlichHua: Syria was the location.
6:13Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Oh
6:13Finn168719Finn and Yoko enters the portal
6:13User909Ebola-Chan follows the two
6:14HiddenlichHua goes into the portal
6:14Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: So this is Hell...
Legal Eagle: What a sight...
6:15User909Ebola-Chan sees a swarm of hellbats
6:15Finn168719Finn sees the Grand Knights, which appeared to be the Grand version of Hell Knights
All of the other Grand creatures are either demons or slaves
6:16User909Ebola-Chan kills one of the hellbats and grabs a blood sample
6:16HiddenlichGrand Dad is one of the slaves, bound to a pit of magna
6:16Finn168719The Sapphire Finn shoots the beam of judgement at the Grand Knights
6:16Garbled Red Text
Legal Eagle reloads his revolver
SwiftVisionX has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
6:17Garbled Red Texthi swift
6:17SwiftVisionXim at one of the final and hardest parts of the episode
6:17Garbled Red Textok
6:18Garbled Red Textcontinue the rp?
6:18Finn168719Finn: The Grand Knights appears to be bigger than an ordinary Hell Knight.
6:18HiddenlichHua: It is just like what they say in all of the Abrahamic scriptures
6:19User909Ebola-Chan befriends the hellbats, as they appear to also contain a variation of ebola
6:19Finn168719A Grand Knight was burned to death violently by the Sapphire Finn
The Demi-gods created by Lord Finn continues to slaughter the Grand Knights
6:20User909Ebola-Chan meets the Greater Hellbat, which is some kind of variation of hellbat but bigger Greater Hellbat: Woof woof Ebola-Chan: what
6:20HiddenlichHua is petrified for an odd reason
6:20Garbled Red Text
takes out a war hammer, that looks more like a gavel
Legal Eagle: What should we attack now?
6:21User909Ebola-Chan uses the Greater Hellbat as a ride
Ebola-Chan: I wonder if it can...
6:21Finn168719A Grand Dragon appears and snatches Hua
6:21User909The Greater Hellbat breathes fire
Ebola-Chan: It can...
6:22Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Let's proceed onward
6:22Finn168719A Grand Dragon starts flying towards a tall giant structure while grabbing Hua
6:23User909Ebola-Chan goes trying to rescue Hua, chasing the Grand Dragon and using the Greater Hellbat to breath fire
6:23Garbled Red Text
flies up and hits the Grand Dragon in the head
6:24Finn168719Finn and Yoko started shooting up the demons
6:24User909Ebola-Chan is able to snatch Hua using the Greater Hellbat. The dragon doesn't look happy...
6:24Finn168719The Golden Finn summons the rain of Golden bombs to destroy multiple Grand demons
6:25HiddenlichHua: Henri Marquez...
Hua's eyes turn red again
6:26Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Ugh
Legal Eagle gets hit by one of the golden bombs
Legal Eagle: GAH!
6:26HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* D*MN IT LANG! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THAT IN THERE
6:26Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle:...
6:26HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* Just because I am an atheist, doesn't mean you have to treat me like English garbage.
6:27User909The Greater Hellbat appears to be skilled dodging the attacks of the dragon. The dragon gets really angry and performs an air kick on Ebola-Chan, making her fall into a small island of basalt, unconscious
6:27HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* I WOULD RESPECT YOU IF YOU BELIEVED IN SOME SORT OF DEITY, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ABRAHAMIC!
6:28Garbled Red Text
hits the dragon in the head, making a critical hit
Legal Eagle: TAKE THAT!
6:28HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* Right. Anyways, I can scoop that sugar out of the gun powder for you
Hua: *Scripted* ARE YOU INSANE LAD?!?!
6:28User909Ebola-Chan starts regaining consciousness. Hua is still at the Greater Hellbat's claws, which is fighting against the dragon
6:29HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* GET AWAY FROM THAT! ONE SHOT, AND KABLOUIEY!
Hua: *Scripted* Mr. Kingston would have been more under-
6:29Finn168719Ebola-Chan sees three nearby Grand Knights
6:30User909After suffering enough damage and tired of fighting, the dragon gives up and goes away. The Greater Hellbat goes towards Ebola-Chan, dropping Hua at the floor. Luckily he survives the fall
6:30HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* SHUT ABOUT ABOUT CHARLES JACK! THAT MAN IS DELUSIONAL!
6:30User909Ebola-Chan: What the...OH SH* Ebola-Chan hides behind a basalt rock
Dudeguy WC has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
6:30HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* You are awfully racist today. Maybe I will leave the job.
6:30Finn168719Three Grand Knights attempts to throw the beam at Ebola-Chan
6:31HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* RAH!!! *An object is thrown
An explosion is heard from the recording
6:31User909Ebola-Chan is shielded by the rock, which is destroyed
6:31Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: What the.....
6:31User909The Greater Hellbat spits a fiery clouds at the Grand Knights, hurting them badly
6:31HiddenlichHua: *Scripted* I don't need a worker like that around-
6:31Finn168719The Grand Knights attempted to throw a fireball at the Greater Hellbat
6:32HiddenlichThe recording ends
6:32Garbled Red Text
Legal Eagle finishes off the grand knights, by hitting them in the head with the hammer
6:32HiddenlichHua regains his consciousness
6:32Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: TAKE THAT!
6:32HiddenlichHua shoots at the Grand Knights
6:33User909The hellbat is hit, although it endures the attack, as it is fire elemental The Greater Hellbat attacks the Grand Knights and hurts them even more. The Grand Knights are finally killed after being shot by Hua
Freegee has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
6:33Garbled Red Texthi freegee
6:33HiddenlichHua: I heard that recording.
6:34Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Ok
6:34User909Greater Hellbat to Ebola-Chan: Woof woof!
6:34HiddenlichHua: It was about Rex Lang and Eduardo Jean Marquez.
Hua: I seen Marquez here.
6:34Finn168719Finn shoots one of the Grand Imps in the head
6:34HiddenlichHua points to the old man at the lava farm
6:35Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle:... Uh.... What?
6:36User909Ebola-Chan: Ehhh...should we shoot him?
Freegee has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
6:36Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: I got no idea
Legal Eagle: Let's go and check
6:37Finn168719Finn and Yoko: Okay then.
6:37HiddenlichHua walks with the two
Hua: I guess karma caught up to him, at last.
6:37Finn168719Finn and Yoko follows Legal Eagle
6:38HiddenlichHua: He owned me for 19 years, 1 month, 13 days, 7 hours, 41 minutes, and 57 seconds
6:39Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: So....
6:39HiddenlichHenri Marquez: *To himself* My feet burn. Just like everything else in this place.
6:39User909The Greater Hellbat follows Ebola-Chan. I think someone made friends...
6:40Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: What were thsese recordings or messages you were saying, Hua?
Legal Eagle: What were they about?
6:40HiddenlichHua: The recordings were recorded from many, many years past.
6:40Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Oh
6:40HiddenlichHua: The earliest dates 2 millennia.
Hua: But I do not have access to it.
The group reaches the lava farm
6:41Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Oh
6:42HiddenlichThe very skinny and frail Henri Marquez is tilling the infertile ground, as a punishment for his evil actions
6:43User909The Greater Hellbat's footsteps make the ground even more infertile
6:43HiddenlichHua: But the strange part is, that 2 millennia ago, humanity did not have the capabilities of constructing robots.
Hua: Especially self-thinking robots.
6:43Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Oh
6:43HiddenlichHenri Marquez: That voice...
Henri Marquez turns around, in pain
Henri Marquez: What are you, tin man?
Mememan has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
6:45Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle:Uh....
6:45HiddenlichHua: I am Aperbot 4730, also known as Mislo
6:45Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: Wait.... Aperbot?
Mislo was Hua's name before his model exchange
6:45User909Ebola-Chan: In exactly what time were you created?
Dudeguy WC has come to chat. Weegee has followed.
6:46HiddenlichHenri Marquez: YOU ARE THAT LUDICROUS WHO LEFT THE PLANTATION TO STUDY ANATOMY!
6:47Finn168719Finn: Calm down sir.
6:47Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: What are you talking about?
6:47HiddenlichHenri Marquez: IF I WAS EVEN A FOURTH AS STRONG AS WHAT I WAS, I WOULD RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!
6:47Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle:...
6:47HiddenlichHua: I left because I had enough of your mistreatment for humanity.
6:48User909Ebola-Chan and Greater Hellbat starts eating popcorn
6:48HiddenlichHua: You are a racist, religious fundamental sadist, who deserves to be crushed and liquified.
6:48Garbled Red Text
sits on the side, watching
Legal Eagle: *sigh*
6:48Finn168719Finn grabs the small rock
6:49HiddenlichHenri Marquez: I pretty much at now! Look at the ground! It's either lava rock, or silt!
Hua: Correction: Magma rock.
6:49User909Ebola-Chan teaches the Greater Hellbat how to transmit Ebola
6:49HiddenlichHenri Marquez: How did you get all of the way down in ?
6:49Finn168719Finn toss the rock at Henri
6:50HiddenlichHenri Marquez: Tin men can't
6:50Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: We got here using a portal
6:50HiddenlichHenri Marquez: Whatever that is.
6:50Finn168719Finn: Yep, we get there in the cave through the portal.
6:50Garbled Red TextLegal Eagle: o..k..
6:51HiddenlichHua: Goodbye Marquez. I hope never hear a word from you again.
Hua: Because I am leaving this scourge.
6:51Finn168719Finn: Hold on, why do you hate religious people?
6:51HiddenlichHenri Marquez: THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF !
He hates non-religious people
6:52HiddenlichHua heads to the portal
6:52Finn168719Finn: Those aren't Tin men, they are robots.
6:53HiddenlichThe moment he touches it, he rusts, and breaks apart into scrap metal
6:53Garbled Red Text
a somehow still living grand knight hits Legal Eagle in the head with a sword, killing him
6:53HiddenlichHis hard drive is the only thing intact
6:53Finn168719Finn pulls out the shotgun and shoots the grand knight in the face
6:54HiddenlichHenri Marquez: HA HA! I SEEN THAT! Like I said, THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF HERE!
Henri Marquez: ONCE YOUR IN, YOU STAY IN!
6:54Garbled Red Text
the Ruby inside the Legal Eagle's pocket starts glowing and floating in the air
6:54User909Ebola-Chan: Mmmmmm...is that true Mr.Greater Hellbat?
6:54Finn168719The Golden Finn approaches Henri
SwiftVisionX has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
6:54User909Greater Hellbat: Woof woof!
Ebola-Chan: That's horrible! There is really no way out?
6:54Garbled Red Text
Legal Eagle's body vanishes, and the ruby starts to form a body
6:54User909Greater Hellbat: Woof woof!
6:55Finn168719The Golden Finn: I'm just a demi-god sent to hell to attack the ruler of hell.
6:55User909Ebola-Chan: Oh...and how are we even going to find the keeper of this place?
A final recording plays*
6:55User909Greater Hellbat: Woof...
6:55Garbled Red Text
the body finally forms, revealling it's a person, wearing an Enclave armor and a T-51 helmet
6:55User909Ebola-Chan: How rude!
6:55Garbled Red Text???: Uh....
6:55HiddenlichRecorder: Project Blackwell, test 61.
A button sound is heard*
6:56Garbled Red Text???: What?
Recorder: You wouldn't know if I wasn't one.
6:56Garbled Red Text???: Can anyone tell me what's going on here?
6:57HiddenlichRecorder: How did I get here? This place looks nothing like the desert of-
Recorder: You were recovered by Aperture Research Team Zeta.
6:57User909Greater Hellbat: Woof woof!
Ebola-Chan: Sure it looks...
6:57Garbled Red Text???: Aperture?
???: Oh god.
6:58HiddenlichRecorder: They discovered buried in a stone structure underneath the sand.
Recorder: That was a house, I think.
6:58User909Greater Hellbat: Woof...Woof?
6:58Garbled Red Text???: House.....
6:58User909Ebola-Chan: Probably...they may reveal that later, i gues
6:59Garbled Red Text???: I.... I think I know that house
6:59HiddenlichRecorder: Your AI is a non-human construct.
6:59HiddenlichRecorder: What is that?
Recorder: AI stands for Artificial Intelligence.
Recorder: Your model was heavily weathered after however many years underneath the sand
Recorder: Then how am I still here?
Recorder: Your AI was transferred into an Aperbot.
7:00Garbled Red Text???: Aperbot?
7:00User909Greater Hellbat: Woof... Ebola-Chan: We have plenty of room, so it's ok.
7:01Garbled Red Text???: I..... I think... I think I know them
7:01HiddenlichRecorder: You now have more maneuverability than any other android in this entire research facility.
Recorder: Before I forget to ask, who are you? *Static*
7:02Garbled Red Text???:.....
???: All of this.... sounds familiar
7:02Finn168719Finn: What about the giant structure?
7:02Garbled Red Text???: The facility?
7:02Finn168719Finn points at the giant structure
7:02Garbled Red Text???: That?
???: I have ABSOLTELY no idea
7:02Finn168719Finn: We should invade it.
7:03HiddenlichRecorder: I am scientist Otis J. Oswald of the Blackwell Search and Reconstruction Project.
7:03Garbled Red Text???: Oswald....
The recording ends
7:04Garbled Red Text???: All of this.... sounds familiar
???: The aperbots, Otis, the facility
???: Ugh.... I can;t remember
???: I feel like I know all of them, but I cannot remember anything
The portal fluctuates
7:06Garbled Red Text???: What the...
7:06User909Ebola-Chan: I don't... Greater Hellbat: Woof.
7:06HiddenlichIt is slowly closing
At the speed of a snail
7:06Garbled Red Text???: Why don't we run to the other side
???: Even though it's slowly closing
7:07Finn168719The Grand Behemoth approaches outside the structure
7:07HiddenlichRecorder: IT'S GONE! IT'S GONE!
7:08Finn168719Finn: Alright then.
7:08HiddenlichRecorder: What's gone Otis?
Recorder: The d*mn alien AI Kane. It's gone, out of our reach.
7:08Garbled Red Text???: Otis......
7:08HiddenlichRecorder: Which one?
7:08Garbled Red Text???: GAH!
7:08HiddenlichRecorder: The Aperbot!
Recorder: Oh good, at least it wasn't-
Recorder: THIS IS SERIOUS KANE! WE ARE RISKING ALL THAT WE HAVE WORKED FOR, ALL THAT THIS PROJECT HAS GIVEN APERTURE, AND HUMANITY!
Recorder: If anything happens to that AI... we will have to start all over, from square one.
7:09Garbled Red Text???:....
7:10HiddenlichRecorder: We have other AI Otis-
7:10Garbled Red Text???: How do I stop this recording?
7:10HiddenlichRecorder: This AI is more alien than the others. You know that!
7:10Finn168719The Grand Behemoth started attacking the three Demi-gods
7:10HiddenlichRecorder: I didn't know that actually.
7:11Finn168719The Golden Finn shoots a golden pulse at the Grand Behemoth, while Sapphire and Ruby Finns shoots a blast at the Behemoth
7:11HiddenlichRecorder: I thought Construct Omicron was the most alien, and the most dangerous to our research.
7:11Garbled Red Text???: Can anyone stop this recording?
???: It's.... It's driving me crazy!
7:12HiddenlichRecorder: About Omicron. It's coding was all over the Aperbot's network hub.
Recorder: So he let him off?
7:12Finn168719Finn shoots the Recorder
7:12Garbled Red Text???: NOT LIKE THAT!
???: I JUST NEEDED A PAUSE!
The hard drive breaks into a million pieces
7:12Finn168719Finn: Oops, sorry about that.
7:12Garbled Red Text
??? collects the pieces
???: Ugh... Let's go to the portal
???: I will fix it when I go back to my... home
7:13HiddenlichThe portal is a third of the size as it was before
7:13Garbled Red Text
enters the portal
7:13Finn168719Finn and Yoko enters the portal
7:13HiddenlichHe enters a red room, along with Finn and Yoko
7:14Garbled Red Text???: Oh... I forgot to introduce myself
???: At least, what I know of myself
???: My name, that Is
???: The name's Ace
Ace: What about you two?
7:15Garbled Red TextAce: And are you?
A crystal prism is mysteriously in Ebola-Chan's pocket
7:16Garbled Red Text
And who are you?
7:16Garbled Red TextAce: Huh...
Ace: What does it do?
They reappear in the cave where they started in
7:18Garbled Red TextAce: What's this cave?
Ace: And what are all these dead bodies?
7:18HiddenlichTyuman: THE PATH FOR NIRVANA HAS BEEN CROSSED OVER BY GRAND DAD'S ETERNAL REFERENCES IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!
7:18Garbled Red TextAce: Oh
7:18HiddenlichTyuman explodes into shrapnel
Hua: Didn't he die-
Hua sees the group
7:19Garbled Red TextAce: I don't know
7:19HiddenlichHua: Aren't you-
7:19Garbled Red TextAce: Who?
7:19HiddenlichHua looks behind him, and the group is behind him too
7:20Garbled Red TextAce: What the...
Finn sees his past self
Ebola-Chan sees her past self
7:21Garbled Red Text
Ace sees his past self
7:21Finn168719Yoko sees her past self
7:21Garbled Red TextAce: I.... why don't I have this power armor?
7:21HiddenlichHua: I don
7:21Garbled Red TextAce:....
7:21User909Ebola-Chan: Heh...back when i was the lord of pestilence and death...
7:21HiddenlichHua: What's going on here?
7:21Garbled Red TextAce: I don't know
7:21HiddenlichHua: Did you come...
Hua: My processor can't even process what I am seeing.
7:22Garbled Red TextAce: I think I can remember soemthing
Ace: Seeing my... possibly past self
7:23HiddenlichThe portal to hell releases Mindads
Hua: GET TO OUR SIDE! DEMONS ARE BEHIND YOU!
7:24Finn168719The party from the future runs to Hua's side
7:24Garbled Red Text
Ace is looking at his past self
The Mindads are able to shutdown Hua with a pulse grenade
SwiftVisionX has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
8:56Garbled Red TextAlia: Let's check the door
8:57HiddenlichHua: *Script* Construct Omicron Z-32 has learned more than many AI has in my few years working at Aperture.
8:57Finn168719Finn: Alright then.
8:57HiddenlichInferno Lich: I am ready
8:57Garbled Red Text
there is a tape recorder, with a tape in it, next to the door
Alia takes the recorder
8:58HiddenlichHua: *Script* It knows about why I left the Analogy so many years back.
8:58Garbled Red TextAlia: Let's wait for Hua's recrding to finish
8:58HiddenlichHua: *Script* It knows about my involvement with...
Hua: *Script* No, erase that. Start over.
Hua: *Script* Blackwell Report #43, stage 1.
Hua: *Script* The alien constructs we have discovered are more intelligent than many of our AI at Aperture.
Hua: *Script* They understand what we say clearly, as if they were just another human.
Hua: *Script* One particular AI, Contruct Omicron, has been able to enter our security logs, data recordings, and server history just as easy as eating a cookie.
9:01Garbled Red TextAlia:.... Construct Omircon...
9:01Finn168719Finn: Construct Omircon...
9:02Garbled Red TextAlia: Sounds kinda familiar
9:02HiddenlichHua: *Script* Information is its food. It needs it to grow and evolve.
Hua: *Script* It can hear me as I speak.
Hua: *Script* I only wish that it would give me more priv-
Hua: *Static* PRIVACY IS NON-EXISTANT. I AM THE SECURITY OF THIS FACILITY.
9:03Garbled Red TextAlia:...
9:03HiddenlichHua: *Script* DISABLING ME WILL ONLY BRING PLAGUE UNTO THIS HOLY REGION OF TIME AND-
The recording ends
9:04Garbled Red TextAlia: Let's play the other recording
9:04HiddenlichHua: There was a-
9:04Garbled Red Text
the recording begins
9:04HiddenlichHua listens closely
9:05Garbled Red TextRecording: Hello. If you are hearing this, then this means, that I also went insane, like my dad. My name' s Ashe. And I was sealed off here, with my dad, to prevent him from attacking the upper parts of the facility.
9:05HiddenlichInferno Lich: Attacking?
9:05Garbled Red TextAlia: When you are listening this, then it means, that dad turned me into a giant half- human AI
9:06Finn168719Finn: A giant half-human AI...
9:06Garbled Red TextAlia: When he was insane, he started killing people in the facility
Recording: The door here is locked by a voice lock. Luckily for you, I have enclosed the password in this recording.
Alia: And Alia, if you are there, I am <the recording cuts off>
looks at the back of the tape recorder
there is the password of the door
uses the password to open the door
the door opens
Alia: Let's go
9:09Finn168719Finn and Yoko walks into the door
9:09HiddenlichHua: What kind of place is this...
9:09Garbled Red Text
Alia walks in too
the place is gigantic, as there are turret- fused mutants all over the place
there is a single camera, attached to a propeller, flying to us
Camera: Aaaah... If this isn't my dear sister.... And some other people
9:11Finn168719Finn: Other people... Including Yoko?
9:11HiddenlichHua: Aperbot 4730
9:11Garbled Red TextCamera: You're still alive, yes?
Camera: Aperbot? Naaaah
9:12HiddenlichInferno Lich: Something is here. I can sense it.
9:12Garbled Red TextCamera: This is just a camerabot. I can't move right now, so I use the camerabots to oversee this
9:12HiddenlichHinderlich: it's probably the mutants.
Inferno Lich: It's not the mutants.
9:12Garbled Red TextCamera: Mutants. And me.
9:12HiddenlichInferno Lich: It's another one of our kind.
9:12Garbled Red TextAlia: You can say, that I am a.... How'd you call it
9:13HiddenlichHua: *Flanged* Maybe it's the Lone Lich this time. HE HAS MANY SECRETS TO SHARE WITH YOU ALL!
9:13Garbled Red TextAlia: An AI.....
9:13HiddenlichHua: Shut me down, now.
Hua: I am being hack-
9:13Garbled Red TextCamera: Ok
the camera shoots lightnings at Hua
9:14HiddenlichHua's battery explodes
His android body falls down
9:14Garbled Red TextCamera: And.... If you excuse me...
the Camera turns to the mutants
Camera: GET THEM, MY SLAVES!
the mutants charge towards us
9:15Finn168719Finn shoots the mutant in the head
9:15HiddenlichA spider mutant with a turret on it's back tackles Hinderlich
9:15Finn168719Yoko started sniping the mutants
9:15HiddenlichInferno Lich shoots fire at the mutants
9:15Garbled Red Text
Alia takes out an UZI
shoots the mutants
9:16Finn168719Finn bashes one of the mutant's head with a shotgun and shoots it's face
9:16Garbled Red TextCamera: NO! IMPOSSIBLE! HOW CAN YOU?!
4:32Garbled Red TextCave: So that's why I made the elevator
4:33HiddenlichInferno Lich: Alright.
4:33Garbled Red TextRed: It's right behind you
4:33HiddenlichInferno Lich: Wait what?
Hinderlich: WHY DIDN'T YOU-oh wait, your cores.
4:34Garbled Red TextRed: Like. NO WAY!
4:34Finn168719Finn: Who would volunteer to pick up the cores
4:34Garbled Red TextRed: Pick us off the ground and let;s get outta here
4:34Finn168719Finn picks up Red
4:34HiddenlichInferno Lich: I will carry Mr. Johnson.
Inferno Lich picks him up
Hinderlich: So, what's the plan? How are we going to get to Ashe without falling in another trap?
4:36Garbled Red TextAlia: Let's go then
4:36Finn168719Finn and Yoko walks to the elevator
4:37HiddenlichHinderlich and Inferno Lich get into the elevator, with Cave Johnson in Inferno's arms
4:37Garbled Red Text
the elevator opens, revealing the large space inside and a defective turret in the middle
4:37Finn168719Yoko shoots the defective turret in the face
4:37Garbled Red TextDefective Turret: To which floor may I get you?
Defective Turret: OW! WHY DO YOU DO THAT?!
4:38Finn168719Yoko: I thought you might shoot us in sight.
4:38Garbled Red TextDefective Turret: The ones from my type shoot only blanks
4:38HiddenlichBlackwell: *Over the speaker* I would like to read you mutants yet another email I found on Kane Kingston's Hotmail account
4:38Finn168719Finn: Here goes the boring information about Kane.
4:38HiddenlichBlackwell: This time it's a little juicy.
Blackwell: I am reading this with emotion, so that you will understand the difference between sarcastic and literal messages
4:39Garbled Red TextRed: To Ashe's lair, Defective.
Defective Turret: Alright.
the elevator starts moving up
Cave: What the hell has happened here...
4:42HiddenlichInferno Lich: It looks like ruins from a 3rd or 4th world country.
4:42Garbled Red TextCave: This was a company for testing of portals and other stuff...
Cave: And now it's ruled by a crazy cyborg woman and there is android hell...
4:43HiddenlichBlackwell: Why do you want to talk about my species so much?
Blackwell: Your anatomically is, well, different from a Lich, yet you keep saying over and over that your genetic composition is pure Lich.
Blackwell: I reincarnated into a human after being killed by my father in efforts for human study
4:45Garbled Red TextAlia: I don't think it's talking about dad
4:46HiddenlichBlackwell: Yeah, right. Just like my pet goldfish died when I was 5 years old, and my mother said it went on a submarine mission to Antarctica, and died
Blackwell: Instead of admitting the cat got it.
Dudeguy WC has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
4:47HiddenlichBlackwell: This is nothing like that, Horowitz. You should now by now I am an alien being, and not of this world.
Blackwell: At least your first incarnation is.
Blackwell: What in the name of h*ll is that supposed to mean?
Blackwell: Your human now. All traces of Lich DNA were virtually erased after you reincarnated into a human.
Blackwell: I am sorry, but I need to stop the email reading here. The AIs are getting wild with me again.
4:49Garbled Red TextAlia: Alright.
4:49HiddenlichBlackwell: Next time, the Juggling Mutants will be speaking about their inspirational battle against the dictatorship of Ugotov!
4:49Finn168719Finn: Okay then.
4:49Garbled Red Text
the elevator reaches its stop
Defective Turret: This is the floor you asked for, folks. Ashe's lair
4:50HiddenlichInferno Lich: *Whisper* Time for revenge, Mr. Johnson.
4:50Garbled Red TextCave: hohohoho! I am ready as all hell!
4:51Finn168719Finn: *whispers* It's your turn to get revenge on Ashe.
The door opens
4:51Garbled Red TextRed: There should be a connector somewhere around here.
4:51Finn168719Finn: *whispers* Mr. Johnson, just call Ashe, Ash Ketchum.
4:51Garbled Red TextCave: Hah.
Cave: Now let's get to work.
4:52HiddenlichInferno Lich: Not again. I am sensing that a dark presence.
4:52Garbled Red TextCave: What?
4:53HiddenlichBlackwell: *Messy* There was once a legend, of the Aperture Core. It tells of a blue eyed core that rose up against the corrupt GLaDOS, and took control of Aperture himself.
4:53Garbled Red TextAlia: That must be Wheatley
4:54HiddenlichBlackwell: *Messy* But he was defeated, by a human with a portal gun, eager to restore GLaDOS's dictatorship.
Blackwell: *Messy* He was sent to space, where he wouldn't return to Earth for *ERROR* years.
Blackwell: This is his third coming, after many years of exile and reconciliation.
Blackwell: *Messy* I am only a prophet speaking on his be-OFAJPIFHAFPHPOAHFPAIHFAHPSFOUHAIFh
Blackwell: DESTROY ANY NETWORK HUB YOU CAN FIND! WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THESE AI DON'T LEAVE THE NETWORK TO TAKE- APOHFPAOFHPAFH
Inferno Lich: Let's just find the blue metal lady already and kill her!
4:56Garbled Red TextRed: I can see a contact over there.
Red: Connect me to it.
4:57Finn168719Finn: Okay then.
Finn walks to a contact to connect Red to it
4:58Garbled Red TextRed: Finnally!
the speakers activate*
The sound of footsteps can be heard
They are very close
4:58Garbled Red TextAshe: HOW DID YOU GET HERE?! YOU WERE ON THE LAST FLOOR OF THE FACILITY!
Cave: There was an elevator, that I installed there centuries ago!
4:58HiddenlichInferno Lich: SOUNDS LIKE THE DEMONS ARE HERE TO TAKE US OVER!
4:59Finn168719Finn pulls out the shotgun
4:59Garbled Red TextAshe: Demons?
4:59HiddenlichHinderlich: I will handle them, just stop Ashe!
4:59Garbled Red TextAshe: The Hell are you talking about?
The mutants break through a door
Hinderlich takes out his dual pistols, and shoots at the mutants
4:59Garbled Red TextAshe: Now those here are not mine!
Red's eye glows
a fireblast from Red's eye hits the mutants, killing most of them
5:00Finn168719Finn started shooting the mutants with a shotgun
5:00HiddenlichInferno Lich: THE SAGE IS HERE! HE CONTROLS THE MUTANT HORDE NOW!
5:01Garbled Red TextRed: Sage, eh?
Red: I heard of him.
5:01HiddenlichInferno Lich: LONE LICH! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, IT'S INFERNO LICH! YOUR "OLD FRIEND" FROM SILUS! THE SAGE IS HERE, AND HE IS CRAVING FOR CONTROL!
Hinderlich: He's dead, remember?
Inferno Lich: He seems to always come back from the dead, even if his term is up.
5:02Finn168719Finn: I wonder if Nourgodiddly1592 can defeat Ashe.
5:02Garbled Red TextRed: He can't.
5:03HiddenlichHinderlich: JUST GO! I CAN HANDLE THEM!
5:03Finn168719Finn: Alright then.
5:03Garbled Red TextRED: Finnally, I am back!
5:03HiddenlichInferno Lich: WHERE IS THIS WITCH ALREADY?
5:03Garbled Red Text
RED gets off the contact
RED rams into a wall, revealing Ashe's lair
RED: FOUND YOU, YOU TRAITOROUS KID!
5:04HiddenlichInferno Lich: You really need to station yourself somewhere else...
5:04Garbled Red TextAshe: Blame the person who got me stuck here!
5:05HiddenlichFireballs appear in Inferno Lich's palms
5:05Garbled Red TextAshe: Uh...
5:05HiddenlichInferno Lich: Now, what electrical works can damage this one...
5:06Garbled Red Text
Ashe rips off all the cables, that attach her to the servers, breaks a wall and runs way
RED: Let me handle this
RED turns into his chaser form
5:06HiddenlichInferno Lich: JOHNSON! WE NEED TO MAKE A MOVE, NOW!
5:06Garbled Red TextRED: YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANNOT OUTRUN ME!
Cave: Connect me to the cables down there.
5:06HiddenlichInferno Lich: Do you know anything that could shut Ashe down remotely?
5:07Garbled Red TextAlia: You can't. She's a human, you know.
5:07HiddenlichInferno Lich attaches Johnson to the cables
5:07Garbled Red TextAlia: But RED can get her in either a com, either kill her.
5:07HiddenlichInferno Lich: Her mind isn't a human mind. It's just a machine.
5:07Garbled Red Text
RED returns, draggin Ashe's body
5:07HiddenlichInferno Lich: Now, time for an intervention
Inferno Lich combines his fireballs
5:08Garbled Red TextRED: Even though she was as big as me, she still couldn't fight me off
RED puts Ashe's body on the ground
5:08HiddenlichInferno Lich: So, young lass, do you know the consequences of your actions?
5:08Garbled Red TextAshe: *sarcastically* Uhh... NO!
Ashe: OF COURSE I DO!
5:09HiddenlichInferno Lich: Easy, easy.
Inferno Lich: Your punishment will be severe.
5:10Garbled Red TextAshe: Yea, right.;
5:10HiddenlichInferno Lich: But you can choose.
5:10Finn168719Finn: Let's hope that a blue guy didn't appear.
5:10Garbled Red TextAshe: I'd rather die, than tell you anything!
5:11HiddenlichInferno Lich: I can burn you alive, sacrifice you to the Sage in order to rid this place of all mutants, resulting in your painful death, or Cave could torture you with all of his torture devices he has in the facility
Inferno Lich: Until death...
5:11Garbled Red TextCave: Listen to me, Ashe
Cave: I know, that you are on X's side now, but..
Cave: If you tell us, I will bring you back to new Aperture and keep you out of our situation
Ashe: I..... I agree.
Hinderlich is thrown through the wall
5:12Finn168719Finn: What the!?!
5:12Garbled Red TextAlia: What the?!
5:12HiddenlichHe snaps his spine, killing him instantly
????: ORO SATO!
Inferno Lich: Just in time, Mr. Sage.
5:13Garbled Red TextAlia: Sage?
5:13HiddenlichInferno Lich: I see the first civilization sent you back for another attempted encounter with Aita.
Inferno Lich: The last few times, you have been born as a Lich-Human hybrid, but you never figured out your purpose until a short time ago.
5:15Garbled Red TextAshe: Who the heck are you?!
5:15Finn168719Finn: Who the heck are you?
5:15Hiddenlich????: I am the Sage amongst your kind, the one to bring back the First Civilization's control!
Inferno Lich: You killed my buddy here in the process. Why's that? Did he make you stub your-
???? shoots Inferno Lich in the soldier, with a magnum
5:16Garbled Red Text
Ashe get up
5:16HiddenlichInferno Lich: So you have guns on you. Neat.
5:17Garbled Red TextAshe: Ugh.
5:17HiddenlichInferno Lich: But Mr. Sage, why don't you reveal yourself to your human family.
Inferno Lich: I mean, you were born from them.
5:17Garbled Red TextAlia: And... actually knew it
Alia: You are talking about me, aren't you?
5:18HiddenlichSage: Heh heh heh heh. The Templars got here faster than I had hoped.
Sage: Maybe this time Inferno is an Assassin.
Inferno Lich: Enough with your conspiracy theories! You don't make any sense at all...
5:20Garbled Red TextAshe: Get to the point, or I will kill you!
5:20Finn168719Finn: That's what i was going to do!?!
5:20HiddenlichSage: I am.
5:20Garbled Red TextAlia: Well, do it already!
5:20HiddenlichSage: Jakyll Morales Kingston, born as a Thorn hopeful.
Inferno Lich throws two fireballs at the Sage
5:21Garbled Red TextAlia: And thus, I knew it
5:21HiddenlichThe Sage is caught on fire
5:21Finn168719Finn started shooting at Sage's face
The Sage falls to the ground
5:21Garbled Red TextAlia: You are the only person I knew, who was a half- human half- lich
5:21HiddenlichSage: *Coughs* My end came so quick....
Sage: *Coughs* I was never able to find Juno...
5:22Garbled Red TextAlia: Juno?
5:22HiddenlichSage: *Coughs* Bring her back to the great beyond with me...
5:22Garbled Red TextAlia: Who is that?
5:22Finn168719Finn: Who is that Juno person?
5:22HiddenlichSage: She was one of the first civilization.
5:22Garbled Red TextAlia: I got no idea.
5:23HiddenlichSage: *Cough* After she died, her soul was trapped by human priests, thinking it was a goddess.
5:23Garbled Red TextAlia: Where?
5:23HiddenlichSage: Then afterwards...
Sage: *Exhales heavily*
Sage: Syria... a destroyed temple in Syria...
5:24Garbled Red TextAlia: Alright.
5:24Finn168719Finn: Okay then.
5:25HiddenlichSage: Templars got to it first... robbed all of it artifacts... and bombed-
The Sage dies
5:25Garbled Red TextAshe: But first, I gotta do something!
Ashe takes out a communicator
5:25HiddenlichInferno Lich burns the Sage's corpse
Inferno Lich: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Inferno Lich: I MAY BE PSYCHOTIC, BUT I KNOW THE JOY OF KILLING!
User909 has been tracked and ambushed by Weegee.
5:27Garbled Red TextAshe: *through the communicator* We are all in the main room. You can go here now.
Garbled Red TextCopy X: N-now. I am-am not here to cause any tro-trouble.
7:48Finn168719Finn grabs the phone and tries to call M.Weegeepede
7:49User909M.Weegeepede doesn't answer. Probably too busy doing some weird sh*t, like capturing centipedes
7:49Finn168719Finn: D*mn it, i was going to call him about Copy X.
Finn: And we left Ebola-Chan behind.
7:50Garbled Red TextCopy X: As I sa- said. I am not- ot here to caouse tro-trouble.
7:50HiddenlichInferno Lich: Your past selves too
7:50Garbled Red TextCopy X: I-I am he-here to help.
7:50Finn168719Finn: And even the deity that looked like me, who killed an object.
Finn: Which we forgot about her after teleporting to aperture.
7:53Garbled Red TextCopy X: Ashe to- told me what Sage want- wanted.
Copy X: And I-I am here to he- help.
7:55HiddenlichInferno Lich: How would we find Juno?
7:56Garbled Red TextCopy X: The- there is a teleport station-n placed near where Juno was left
7:57HiddenlichInferno Lich: In Syria?
7:57Garbled Red TextCopy X: The teleporter there still works
Copy X: Yes.
Copy X: The teleporter- er is right behind m-me.
HiddenlichInferno Lich: ...
Inferno Lich: *Thinking* This far? This far?
8:00Garbled Red TextCopy X: Ugh.
A portal opens, revealing an aged man from the future
It looks like Finn
8:01Garbled Red TextCopy X: What t-the?!
Finn, you know what to do
8:03Finn168719Finn: Hmm... He looks just like me but older.
Finn starts expecting somone else to come out of the portal
An strange, humanoid being comes out of the portal too
It also looks old
8:05Finn168719Elder Finn: ...
8:05HiddenlichElderly Man: You actually believed that con man, about Juno?
8:06Garbled Red TextCopy X: What?
8:07HiddenlichElderly Man: You need to stay away from that demon. That con man always tries to scam people into believing he is a relative, when indeed he is the servant of the devil.
Elderly Man: Finn (The older one), please tell your younger self about his future heroic acts
8:08Finn168719Elder Finn: Alright then.
Suddenly, the portal vanishes, and the elders turn into skeletons, and fall apart
8:10HiddenlichInferno Lich: Can we just go through the tele-porter to Syria?
8:10Finn168719Finn: That's what i was thinking.
8:12Garbled Red TextCopy X: What the.....
8:12HiddenlichInferno Lich: I think there was some sort of inter dimensional disturbance
8:12Finn168719Finn: Great, the elders caused the paradox.
8:13Garbled Red TextCopy X: Uh....
8:13HiddenlichInferno Lich: Think about it. When you all came out of the portal to Hell, you travelled back in time
Inferno Lich: Then people from other dimensions started showing up
8:14Garbled Red TextCopy X: Paradoxe-es
8:14HiddenlichInferno Lich: , me, Hinderlich, Lord Finn...
Inferno Lich: The Three Finns
8:14Finn168719Finn: The Three Finns, i know them.
8:14HiddenlichInferno Lich: The Beatles, the cast of Left 4 Dead
Inferno Lich: Okay, the last two didn't come out, but you get the picture
8:15Garbled Red TextCopy X: Yeah...
Copy X: This also explains the lion, that was in my room
8:16HiddenlichInferno Lich: The question is, is there a way to fix it?
8:16Garbled Red TextCopy X: I have no ide- idea
RED: I.... I think I know a way
8:16Finn168719Finn: This also explains my girlfriend killing the YCvsWM version of herself.
8:17Finn168719Finn: Except that she throws the YCvsWM version of herself to Copy X, expecting him to kill her.
8:17HiddenlichInferno Lich: What is it, core guy?
8:18Garbled Red TextRED: I was once in a place, where there was this thing, that was able to manipulate time.
RED: Maybe, I can ask him to help us fix our mistake
8:18HiddenlichInferno Lich: Who is this person?
8:19Garbled Red TextRED: It's not a person
RED: It's a Time Warper
8:19HiddenlichDun dun dun
8:19Finn168719Lord Finn appears, fighting the resurrected Ultra Awakening Object again
8:20HiddenlichInferno Lich: Oh no
8:20Garbled Red TextCopy X: The hell?
8:21Finn168719Finn: Looks like he's killing an object again!
Lord Finn knocks the Ultra Awakening Object to the ground and rips his wings off